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Big Walls are like Beautiful Women (Cross posting)
« on: February 12, 2008, 07:24:51 pm »
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.html?topic_id=535517



Beautiful big walls are like beautiful women-

Different ones have different ethics about being nailed.



and they can be fickle about it too. First it's ok to nail one until one day somebody makes an honest clean wall out of them, and then they don't want to be nailed by everybody any more.

But others only like to go clean with the really bold guys and but the rest of the guys still nail em cause they aren't good church boys.

Now if they've been nailed enough, they might go for free, and then they act like they don't want to be nailed anymore. They pretend that the nailing that made them what they are today was a bad thing.

but if they haven't been nailed enough, or if they've been been drilled instead of nailed, they might be tough to get for free. They might have to be nailed or drilled in different parts if guys want them free.

So we sort of know the rules: no means no, except when it means yes. Virgin walls are supposed to wait until they are ready to go in a clean way but some guys get too excited and nail them anyway.

It's a complicated world these days. Back in the day, you just nailed em and it was a long time before the next guy got to nail em, but now it's a big orgy of guys and gals doing it all over the place, all the time. There's the benefits of Friends and some folks still don't use enough protection.

Even though many believe that they only want it free, they get flack for doing it doggy style. They for a set of jugs after the same tired pickup lines.

Morality, politics, it's all there. Some guys get aliens to do their toughest jobs and then others say the folks shouldn't use them.

God help us

Karl

Edit

Some idiots have suggested that there is sexual innuendo contained in the post above. If I intended on doing such a thing, there would have been jokes about Hookers and Heads

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Re: Big Walls are like Beautiful Women (Cross posting)
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2009, 02:20:24 pm »
Yowza...I might like the other comparison better. or not.
Not sure....

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Re: Big Walls are like Beautiful Women (Cross posting)
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2009, 04:14:04 pm »
What is "doggy style " climbing?
I just get some really weird mental images.

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Re: Big Walls are like Beautiful Women (Cross posting)
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2009, 05:39:34 pm »
Sounds scary & unsanitary, for sure!
Yaaaar.

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Re: Big Walls are like Beautiful Women (Cross posting)
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2010, 10:54:35 am »
Kevin I think I now understand "Doggie Style" Climbing after a recent trip to Devils Tower. I was doing some weird frog moves through some of those squeeze chimneys. It wasn't pretty, but it got the job done. I would be remiss if I didn't set the bar here. In order to call it true "Doggie Style" climbing (with a few beached whale ledge belly flops) your knees have to be bruised for at least a week after.
Painful even with pants!
I don't think it's gonna hold....BUT WE'RE GONNA USE IT ANYWAY!

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Re: Big Walls are like Beautiful Women (Cross posting)
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Re: Big Walls are like Beautiful Women (Cross posting)
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2010, 02:40:24 pm »
lycra?

Carharts! Munge, I am ashamed to admit it, but it was a sad performance in the awfulwidth category. I know my girlfriend asked me a few times if I was climbing or constipated. I did lead 9 pitches straight of the stuff though.
I don't think it's gonna hold....BUT WE'RE GONNA USE IT ANYWAY!